mouse shoes

I want some of my shoes to look like mice, like these MARC by Marc Jacobs flats.

It even has a tail!

Do you also want mouse shoes?  Do you like spending $230 on a pair of black flats? Oh, lucky day for you.  What about a matching pair for your baby?

tea rex

IT'S TEA REX AND HE WILL INFUSE YOUR TEA

START YOUR TEA INFUSION NOW!

bubbles

First Grader:  "I don't like bubbles."

Me:  "Oh?  Why not?"

First Grader:  "Well, I do, but I just don't like it when they pop."

cockroaches for sale

No cockroaches in your New York apartment?

No worries - Carolina Biological Supply Company will sell you 50 for $67.00!  (As long as you learn something, of course.)

I SUCK AND GIVE BIRTH TO TOO MANY BABIES!

Begin your personal infestation here.

master of disguise

Just add a moustache!

Found in the land of Etsy,  here and here.

the scientific method

I do.  I definitely do.

I need to add this to my work attire.  Get this button.

dinosaur on your wall

You can pretend that you went dinosaur hunting with this inflatable and hangable head!

You can also get a shark, a tiger, and a bear!  Start hunting here.

poo on giraffes

He will help you clean!

Just grab his neck.

P.S.  It's a toilet brush.