Friday, May 27, 2011

mouse shoes

I want some of my shoes to look like mice, like these MARC by Marc Jacobs flats.

It even has a tail!

Do you also want mouse shoes?  Do you like spending $230 on a pair of black flats? Oh, lucky day for you.  What about a matching pair for your baby?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Friday, May 6, 2011


First Grader:  "I don't like bubbles."

Me:  "Oh?  Why not?"

First Grader:  "Well, I do, but I just don't like it when they pop."

Thursday, May 5, 2011

cockroaches for sale

No cockroaches in your New York apartment?

No worries - Carolina Biological Supply Company will sell you 50 for $67.00!  (As long as you learn something, of course.)


Begin your personal infestation here.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

the scientific method

I do.  I definitely do.

I need to add this to my work attire.  Get this button.

Monday, May 2, 2011

dinosaur on your wall

You can pretend that you went dinosaur hunting with this inflatable and hangable head!

You can also get a shark, a tiger, and a bear!  Start hunting here.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

poo on giraffes

He will help you clean!

Just grab his neck.

P.S.  It's a toilet brush.